Think Twice
Go ahead Mom, ground me, I Dare you.
If you do I will cover your sparkling clean house
With empty water bottles and wrappings from Hershey Kisses.
I will send your favorite child a box of the burn cookies,
And don’t even think that he will get the bigger pie this time.
Be ready for a high electric bill, because every light and TV will be on.
You may want to invest in some iTunes stock,
I can for-see their sales increasing greatly during my sentence.
Watch your step when you enter the house, I wouldn’t want you to trip
Over ALL my shoes, as they lay in wait for you at the door.
Don’t worry I will still take the garbage out and cover the backyard with it.
So mom you may want to think twice before you ground me,
Before you make me spend ALL of my free time at home.
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